Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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