break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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