It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
love makes seman taste better
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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