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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.

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(773): View more from Illinois

so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse

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(949): View more from California

we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds

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(303): View more from Colorado

You made eat vitamins until I threw up

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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Totally get that.

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(541): View more from Oregon

side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.

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(801): View more from Utah

I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience

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(614): View more from Ohio

Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.

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