I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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