capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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