Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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