just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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