What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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