how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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