Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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