dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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