this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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