She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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