i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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