I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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