If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
