what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
