I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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