I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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