I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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