Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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