Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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