my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
