Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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