My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Randomize
