We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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