when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Operation Purity has been aborted
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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