Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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