school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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