I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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