Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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