I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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