Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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