So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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