I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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