This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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