Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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