benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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