I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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