So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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