You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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