We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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