The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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