I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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