It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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