So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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