This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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