You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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