brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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