if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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