margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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