I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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