You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I could fuck to npr.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
