Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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