I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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