dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
