Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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