Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I love having hate sex.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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