My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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