Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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