4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
